So I've Been Thinking....

Ok, Ok, Ok….I failed. *sigh* FAILED. I missed yesterday. But that’s ok. I’ll redeem myself…or try to anyway. ;)

As previously stated, I heart celebrity gossip. It’s DISASTROUS. But I must also admit that I get extremely annoyed by it. We have a love/hate relationship, you could say. Anywho! I was watching TV the other night, and I started thinking about the weirdest/most annoying couples (this all came about because I saw a picture of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, by the way)…which led me to thinking about the all-time favorite couples…as well as some fallen ones. So I decided to take it to my blog…

So…to begin...here’s my take on Weirdest/Most Annoying. Feel free to agree or disagree…and add to the list! :) (Oh, and they’re really not in any particular order)

1.) Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon—they get to be first, because they’re the ones that started my contemplation. Seriously, though…a recording artist like Mariah with the kid who started on Nickelodeon and found movie success by playing a drum??? (though, in all fairness, if we’re going to talk about “acting,” might I remind people of Glitter? NOT PRETTY.)

2.) Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy—REALLY?!? Jamie. Kennedy. Hmm…maybe they've just bonded over their 90's horror flicks? Scream joins with I Know What You Did Last Summer....maybe they're secretly planning another overdone/drawn-out film for our viewing pleasure....any takers???

3.) Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom—Oh, Lamar…it’s not like you’re Tony Parker, and she’s Eva Longoria. This is not going to work. I hope it’s just a publicity stunt. Otherwise, you are TOAST. (And by the way, if it IS a publicity stunt, you’re just stupid. Just sayin…)

4.) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes—Do we all remember the couch-jumping incident? WEIRDO. I was watching Far and Away the other night, Tom…do you remember what it was like to be known for your ACTING and not your psychotic nature? *shrugs*

5.) Sasha Baren Cohen and Isla Fisher—Borat and Bruno. That’s all I really have to say.

6.) Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green—Don’t get me wrong…I was (and embarrassingly still am) a David Silver fan…I was overjoyed when David married Donna on 90210 (even old-sk00l VHS'ed it)….but in regards to Megan Fox, he’s a real Creeper. What was she? 17 when they started dating? And to be honest, I don’t understand the huge fuss over Megan Fox. I used to think she was pretty…before she started getting more media exposure, causing her craziness. But I think there are a TON of women that surpass her beauty. Just sayin…

7.) Macauley Culkin and Mila Kunis—To be frank, they’re just a weird couple to me…but they’ve been together FOREVER, so whatever works? (But in my heart of hearts, he will always be Kevin McCallister of Home Alone fame, and she will always be Jackie Burkhart from That 70's Show)

8.) My brother and estranged sister-in-law (Ok, so I probably shouldn’t be mean like that, but it’s TRUE! But that also explains the outcome of their marriage…notice how I insert them in the middle, so it’s less noticeable…hahaha!) *COUGH*

9.) Roger and Jessica Rabbit—As long as you’ve seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, you know what I’m talking about. For those of you who haven't, google it or something. You’ve got an ordinary animated rabbit (not even as cool as the Trix rabbit, in my opinion) and a voluptuous, fiery vixen. Crazy couple…but it makes me smile :)

10.) While we’re talking Fictional characters, I have a couple more for my fellow Twilighters…

a.) Rosalie and Emmett—We have the Ice Queen and the Teddy Bear. Totally weird couple, but I love them just the same. In fact, I adore them.

b.) Jacob Black and Renesmee Cullen—Ok, ok, so in all fairness, we haven’t seen/read it all play out when they’re old enough to even act on this relationship…but they’re werewolf and a half-vampire…a mutt and half-bloodsucker. Beautiful. As creepy as the imprint is, it ties the fam together.

11.) Peanut Butter and Jelly—You don’t understand what I’m saying??? I know. I’m one of those weirdos that doesn’t like the stuff. You’ve got some lovely peanutty goodness…with this weird, sweet gelatinous substance that makes bread soggy. But, apparently, it’s the food of the masses.

12.) Jon and Kate Gosselin…and Jon and Hailey Glassman…and Jon and Kate Majors (aka Kate 2.0)…and Jon and “The Nanny”—Need I really say more? (These people are why I agree that some/most people should be required to take a course in child-rearing before they are allowed to pro-create. Sometimes, I think mandatory sterilization should be implemented…just sayin…)

13.) Lucky Number 13? Speidi. AKA Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag/Pratt—I totally agreed with the media ban on these people. They truly do demonstrate what is wrong with our world/culture today. Personification of it, in fact. *sigh* (Did anyone catch I’m a Celebrity…Now Get Me Out of Here??? I’ll admit that I caught two episodes in order to see what it was all about…SO ANNOYING…and meanwhile, I’m pleading with them to stop talking about God and how they’re Christians…because they make the rest of us look like psychotic freaks…)

Next up….The Favorites (or the Fallen…depends on how I feel..)! Stay Tuned! ;)


P.S. I really don’t care if I just listed one of your favorite couples. Don’t judge me.